kilakoltattam (avagy az EU valsaga testkozelbol)

madbal:

A szomszed tarsashazban lakott egy otvenpluszos brit macskas no. Tizenot eve erkezett, az itteni multiknal dolgozott kb 2010-ig, amikor a valsag miatti leepiteseknel kirugtak. Hollandul nem tanult meg, “minek, hisz mindenki beszel angolul”. Uj munkat nem keresett, azota otthonaban fotosoppal digitalis muveszetet keszit. (Kepeket inkabb nem tennek ki, annyi legyen eleg, hogy muveszete sem a cicas giccskedveloket, sem a kortats gyujtoket nem hozza lazba, semmilyen szinten.) Almodozva szamolgatja az 1-2 lajkot, amit 200 ismerosetol kap neha. A munkanelkuli segely lejarta utan, kb 2-3 eve szocialis segelybol el (havi 500€ kb).

Termeszetesen ebbol nem fenntarthato az a lakas, amit 170k-ert vett. A bank a hosszu turelmi ido utan elarverezte, 100-ert. Igy is maradt kb 80k adossaga, es ki kellett lakoltatni. Ebben segitettem, mint a tobbi baratja, mivel o nem ertette, hogy miert kell kikoltoznie, hiszen errol a bankok tehetnek.

A szocialis halo megis megfogta, most valami varosszeli manzardszobat kapott, nem tudjuk, hogyan es mibol tud majd elni. Munkat tovabbra sem gondolja, hogy keresnie kellene. Marmint takaritoit, mosogatoit, barmilyet sem. O muvesz. O kierdemli, joga van. O almodhat nagyot.

Gyertek haza, itt már épül a Munka alapú Nemzet, elképzelhetetlenek lesznek az ilyen ingyenélő művészkék!

nyilván én vagyok begyöpösödött fasz, de ennél nagyobb baromságot nem lehet kitalálni.

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drkotasz:

Egy újabb sport ami TV-közvetítésre született: strandkézilabda.

Mondok jobbat: A BASZÁS! Vannak erre tok jo tv-csatornak (meg internet!), ahol meg azt se kell vegignezni, ahogy a labdaval vagy biciklivel benaznak!!!

drkotasz:

Egy újabb sport ami TV-közvetítésre született: strandkézilabda.

Mondok jobbat: A BASZÁS! Vannak erre tok jo tv-csatornak (meg internet!), ahol meg azt se kell vegignezni, ahogy a labdaval vagy biciklivel benaznak!!!


Chicks…umm…dig, scars..?? Photo today by @drummerboygreg . #gnarnia (via Twitter / taylorphinney: Chicks…umm…dig, scars..?? …)

Chicks…umm…dig, scars..?? Photo today by @drummerboygreg . #gnarnia (via Twitter / taylorphinney: Chicks…umm…dig, scars..?? …)

humansofnewyork:

“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”

humansofnewyork:

“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”

martonbede:

fuckyeahcycling:


The holy finishline where dreams come true. #TdF

(via Marcel Kittel)

SPORT!

martonbede:

fuckyeahcycling:

The holy finishline where dreams come true. #TdF

(via Marcel Kittel)

SPORT!

thepeoplesrecord:

Methodist Pastor Self-Immolates to Bring Attention to Social Justice in his CommunityJuly 14, 2014
The Rev. Charles Moore, a retired Methodist pastor and a longtime advocate for greater inclusion of gays and lesbians in that church, doused himself with gasoline and burned himself to death last month in the east Texas town of Grand Saline. Moore apparently hoped his self-immolation would raise awareness of social justice issues like LGBT equality and racial justice.
John Wright of Lone Star Q reports:

"I would much prefer to go on living and enjoy my beloved wife and grandchildren and others, but I have come to believe that only my self-immolation will get the attention of anybody and perhaps inspire some to higher service," Moore wrote in one of the notes he left behind, according to The Dallas Morning News.
Moore was a lifelong champion of social justice and civil rights. In a note left on his car, he lamented the legacy of racial injustice in Grand Saline, where he was ostracized by the Methodist church in the 1950s for supporting school desegregation. According to the United Methodist News Service, Moore wrote that he was giving his body to be burned for lynching victims.
In other notes written prior to his death, Moore expressed frustration with the UMC’s positions on homosexuality and the death penalty, as well as Southern Methodist University’s decision to house the George W. Bush Presidential Center. Moore, who attended SMU’s Perkins School of Theology, initially planned to commit suicide on the Dallas campus, writing that he loved SMU and felt his self-immolation there would move people to care more about gay rights, the death penalty and better treatment for African-Americans…
With UMC bishops meeting in Austin in 1995, Moore went on a 15-day hunger strike to protest the church’s stance on homosexuality. He ended the strike when bishops agreed to encourage Methodist congregations to welcome gays. However, they stopped short of removing a sentence from the church’s Book of Discipline that says homosexuality is “incompatible with Christian teaching.”
The sentence remains to this day, and it was the type of thing that apparently haunted Moore. He wrote that despite being healthy and happy with his wife and grandchildren, he remained a paralyzed soul who felt compelled to die for a cause.

Source

thepeoplesrecord:

Methodist Pastor Self-Immolates to Bring Attention to Social Justice in his Community
July 14, 2014

The Rev. Charles Moore, a retired Methodist pastor and a longtime advocate for greater inclusion of gays and lesbians in that church, doused himself with gasoline and burned himself to death last month in the east Texas town of Grand Saline. Moore apparently hoped his self-immolation would raise awareness of social justice issues like LGBT equality and racial justice.

John Wright of Lone Star Q reports:

"I would much prefer to go on living and enjoy my beloved wife and grandchildren and others, but I have come to believe that only my self-immolation will get the attention of anybody and perhaps inspire some to higher service," Moore wrote in one of the notes he left behind, according to The Dallas Morning News.

Moore was a lifelong champion of social justice and civil rights. In a note left on his car, he lamented the legacy of racial injustice in Grand Saline, where he was ostracized by the Methodist church in the 1950s for supporting school desegregation. According to the United Methodist News Service, Moore wrote that he was giving his body to be burned for lynching victims.

In other notes written prior to his death, Moore expressed frustration with the UMC’s positions on homosexuality and the death penalty, as well as Southern Methodist University’s decision to house the George W. Bush Presidential Center. Moore, who attended SMU’s Perkins School of Theology, initially planned to commit suicide on the Dallas campus, writing that he loved SMU and felt his self-immolation there would move people to care more about gay rights, the death penalty and better treatment for African-Americans…

With UMC bishops meeting in Austin in 1995, Moore went on a 15-day hunger strike to protest the church’s stance on homosexuality. He ended the strike when bishops agreed to encourage Methodist congregations to welcome gays. However, they stopped short of removing a sentence from the church’s Book of Discipline that says homosexuality is “incompatible with Christian teaching.”

The sentence remains to this day, and it was the type of thing that apparently haunted Moore. He wrote that despite being healthy and happy with his wife and grandchildren, he remained a paralyzed soul who felt compelled to die for a cause.

Source

ISIS Denied Earlier Reports it Had Destroyed Jonah's Tomb; Then, Yesterday, They Blew it Up

hanzelkazikmund:

"The good news is that reports from several days ago that ISIS had destroyed the traditional tomb of the Prophet Yunus (Biblical Jonah) turned out to be untrue. The bad news is, we know this because they blew it up yesterday. Quite visibly."

Szerintem ezt nagyjabol kimaxoltak.

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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fuckyeahcycling:

Tour de France 2014 | Stage 21

Bravo aux 4 porteurs de maillots / Congrats to the 4 leaders @vincenzonibali @petosagan @rafalmajka @ThibautPinot (via Twitter / letour: Bravo aux 4 porteurs de maillots …)

fuckyeahcycling:

Tour de France 2014 | Stage 21

Bravo aux 4 porteurs de maillots / Congrats to the 4 leaders @vincenzonibali @petosagan @rafalmajka @ThibautPinot (via Twitter / letour: Bravo aux 4 porteurs de maillots …)

elefanii:

nyaraltatás?

elefanii:

nyaraltatás?

Tegnap mentem a Honvéd utcán

sronti:

a kutyával meg a barátnőmmel, és ahogy megindultam a zebrán, szokás szerint annyit nézve, hogy a közeledő kocsik féktávolságán túl vagyunk-e, valami tahó már megint majdnem elütött fékezés nélkül, az utána jövő pedig csak satuval állt meg, mikor mutattam neki, hogy ott állok a zebrán, ne már, hogy…

Babakocsiban betonkockat ne hagyd ki.

http://antoneutron.tumblr.com/post/92999924346/elefanii-elnezest-meg-tudnak-mondani-hogy

elefanii:

"elnézést meg tudnák mondani, hogy merre van a munkácsy utca?" üzenem annak a két fiatal hölgynek (biztos tumblreznek, olyan fejük volt) akik tegnap ezzel a magázó szöveggel jöttek oda, hogy kurva nagy szerencséjük, hogy csak később jutott eszembe, miután kiőrjöngtem magam, hogy…

Es reggel kettot kellett a pirosbol bevennie. :(